I always wondered why my BFF’s mother and father slept in separate bedrooms-for precisely six years until shortly after my eighteenth birthday when she asked if I wanted to fuck. I soon learned she was having an affair with a local politician, that she liked to expose herself through the bay window to the teenage boys as they walked home from school and she and another MILF had hatched a plan to seduce me-sadly that never happened. This provided me with erotic material that would last for years, even now as I write. That’s the extent of my sex-ed which allowed me to see a kaleidoscope of relationship and sexual experiences and created a difficult template to navigate in a “normal” world.
I really enjoyed the line — “The look in the seventies was long hair and bandanas. In the eighties it was powdered Gatorade and Patagonia pile jackets—just as these days it’s Aeropress coffee and Apple watches” — such a funny and poignant observation.
I always wondered why my BFF’s mother and father slept in separate bedrooms-for precisely six years until shortly after my eighteenth birthday when she asked if I wanted to fuck. I soon learned she was having an affair with a local politician, that she liked to expose herself through the bay window to the teenage boys as they walked home from school and she and another MILF had hatched a plan to seduce me-sadly that never happened. This provided me with erotic material that would last for years, even now as I write. That’s the extent of my sex-ed which allowed me to see a kaleidoscope of relationship and sexual experiences and created a difficult template to navigate in a “normal” world.
thanks for sharing that John. I know... most of us didn't get any, or much more 'sex ed' than I did.
What's normal ;?
To be overly simplistic, a sanctioned Christian lifestyle. That’s why so many Christian’s are
f-ed up. It’s virtually an impossibility for most people 🙏🏻
I really enjoyed these memories. Thanks for your candor. So many of the details resonate for me.
Thanks for reading, glad this is ringing your bells Chris!
Adding some "empty" comment to hype things up just because. 😂
thanks Jean!
Another great chapter Bowen.
I really enjoyed the line — “The look in the seventies was long hair and bandanas. In the eighties it was powdered Gatorade and Patagonia pile jackets—just as these days it’s Aeropress coffee and Apple watches” — such a funny and poignant observation.